going to skul lately today....
but consider "early" alr....
becoz im not used to go so early like this...
the 1st class for today.....
is the replacement class of Monday....
haizz....
n this is the headache subject...
General Mathematics.....
talk abt it....
started feeling sweat.....
>.<".... not becoz of it's difficultly.....
but is the time...
tat i had used to do all the exercises....
still can remember....
yesterday...
i had spent more than 4 hours....
to do a question....
by trying it a lots lots of times.....
and.....
finally.... .
... .
...
i still can't get the ans....
sweat....!
>.<"......
n....
n....
n....
the most sweat thing is....
....
....
on the second day...
i meant today...
i went in to the tutorial class...
our tutor only used less than 3 minutes to teach us n completed it!!
crazy alr.....!!!
ahx............!!
even the most pro in maths in our class oso cant do it!!
walao.....
this really really speechless...!
haizz....
now im thinking...
dunno is me stupid or juz the question is too easy until....
we all make it so so difficult...!
haizz....
....
....
...
went to writing for business tutorial class....
as usual....
do for the tutorial questions....
be4 dismiss....
our tutor taught us jokes...
he said one tutorial class....
one joke...
since last week we dun have....
then this week we got 2 jokes for our class.....
the 1st jokes.....
is talk abt a panda....
one day....
got a panda....
went to a restraunt....
after finished it's meal....
it take out a gun....
point to the head of the waiter....
n shoot it....!
before it leave....
the manager of the restraunt....
come to it....
he asked the panda...
"erm.....sir....
does our food cannot satisfied u??"
the panda replied....
"no no.....
it is delicious..!"
"then y u shot our waiter?"
"huh? oh....
erm...
i think u better go n check in dictionary....
look at the words of "panda"....
then u will know it..."
the manager went bek to home....
open the dictionary....
n look for the word "panda"....
".....panda.....
an animal....
which stay in the forest.....
continue it's life with...
eating tree's "shoots" n leaves...!!"
haha....!!!
funny huh?
if not funny then not consider is a joke alr....!
now is the second joke...
it's abt colors....
got a aunty....
went for a job interview....
wanna ask a job to do....
so....
when the manager come bek from outside...
the secretory tells him tat there are two ppl come for apply job...
the manager saw the aunty...
n another hot gal....
filling the form....
in his thinking...
of course he choose the hot gal....
who wan an aunty....
so....
he called up the aunty to go to his office....
he looks at the form...
n said....
"erm... mrs XXX....
i think u r not suitable for the job...
becoz ur English level is so low....
as u stated...."
"nonono! my English is very very gud!"
"okok.....i wanna test u....
can u make some sentences based on colors...?"
in the manager heart...
of course he is thinking of since this aunty's English level so low....
of course she cannot make sentences like tat....
"okok, dun have to be sentences, i even can make it to be a story..."
"ok, go ahead"
the manager so surprised....
"ok"
"this story is started in a gud day,
in the quiet n peaceful environment....
suddenly...
the phone ring....
"green green...green green....(suppostsingly is ring ring...)"
i pink (pick) up the phone...
"yellow (hello)....
"do u order a gray (grapes) book with us?"
this book was did based on wat u white(want)....
so....we r here....
to tell u tat...
we will purplely(purposely)sent it to ur home...
n we will send it together with the black n white (bills)..."
"okok...my house is juz behind the red (breads)shop...
so i hope ur senders can blue (bulk) the book for me too..."
"ok,bye"
"blue blue.....(doo...doo...)"
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...
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haha!!!!!!!!
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2 comments:
Lols... I have heard of those jokes b4... really lame... :P
haha...!!
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